awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
multipack: pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean looks like something a nightmare pooped out
most-awkward-moments: “If the answer is false, explain why”
westcollin: doeraymisha: do u ever cry bc misha collins built his own house for his family and made his wife’s engagement ring and cooks with his son and is an amazing actor and a published poet and is so smart and is hilarious and charming and quite possibly the greatest man on earth because i do
nintendofunclub: c0caino: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing
android18: ishipitlikeups: dantheinsane1: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. Pics or it didn’t happen His name is T.I. He brought me flowers. Obligatory outdoor photos. Here I am, introducing him to friends. A close-up shot of his dashing visage. My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn...
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse
gerard-you-little-shit: misha-padalackles: trinidadandtobagel: I walk into the room and my sister was making these I’m hyperventilating. this huRTS MY BRAIN SO MUCH
dingoinnuendo: dingoinnuendo: a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand the man said no we just sell lemonade but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade
vamoose: Hey. If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. Make some toast or something. Sprinkle some cinnamon on that bitch. Holla at some orange juice if you got it. Everything will be just fine today.
sourwolves: don’t ever make fun of someone’s art (◡‿◡✿) even if you hate it (◡‿◡✿) because they probably worked really hard on it (◡‿◡✿) and it makes you a cunt (◕‿◕✿)
rhydonmyhardon: i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: napkinbitch: Headcanon: Sam used to be afraid of the Joker when he was little because he looks like a clown, which is why Dean claims he’s Batman. OW MY HEART OK GO SIT IN THE CORNER MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL